Monthly Newsletter News!
Monthly Newsletter News!
We’ve been hard at work crafting our monthly PTSA newsletters—which means yes, you will get beautifully chaotic combo of useful info, mild panic, and memes in your inbox like clockwork, supposedly.
If you thought we couldn’t organize our lives enough to send out a regular newsletter, you're probably right…but surprise! We are going to make the attempt! (We're putting a brave face and our war paint on for this task. What we can’t promise is whether or not it won’t have some kind of unidentifiable stain and the slight scent of school fundraiser desperation attached. All we can do together, is hope for the best.
Extra! Extra! We need you!
Wish us luck and please take note of the job offer below! We can't promise any form of payment, but we're pretty funny and definitely good for a story or two to tell your other friends.
🚨HELP WANTED: Are you mildly organized, questionably caffeinated, and able to form complete sentences (most of the time)? Then BOY DO WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.
We're assembling our monthly PTSA newsletters and need someone who enjoys controlled chaos, has a flair for formatting, and doesn’t cry when Google Docs won’t cooperate. Do you want to help us? Or at least sit nearby and nod supportively while we spiral? Either way, WE NEED YOU. 💌
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Send in your soda can, energy drink can, soup can, and any other can with a tab to the FCCLA to help support the Ronald McDonald House! Have your student bring in the tabs to donate to Room 609 (Leavitt) or to any FCCLA student at school! ♥